(or just Joe)
Joe is more than just the hansom face you see to your right. He is a man who enjoys a fine beer and a good martini. Hell he likes puppies too. But don't find yourself between this chubby fellow and a shrimp platter.
Joe is known for his greed and for his temper. Joe spends most of his time trying to become rich. Joe has tried everything from starting his own church to selling bagged air on Ebay.
When not trying to figure out a way not to have to pay for electricity, you can find Joe yelling at Steve for not having dinner ready. Or yelling at Mike for pissing on the toilet seat.
Joe dreams of a world that is not full of so many stupid people. Tired of dealing with the public, Joe looks forward to the day when all the world governments surrender to his power.
"I won't kill all the stupid people, just the ones with jobs that are better than mine," Joe once said in an interview for Future World Leaders Magezine.
