Mike

There is not much to say about Mike. Mike is the "guy on the couch." More than a man Mike is more like furniture or a small plant.

We are not sure how he got there. One day he just appeared on the couch and has not left. We are not sure what he eats or when he bathes. All we know is he is not paying rent, so MIKE DOES NOT LIVE HERE!

Mike is your classic goth/punk that is always worrying about animal rights and music. Mike proves that today's goth is yesterday's hippy.

This video was going to be published after "A Day in the Life of Joe the Stormtrooper." Called "A Day in the Life of Mike" this video didn't even meet our low standards.