The "I 'Martini' Fat Chicks" Shirt!


Let the world know that you like the fatties. And there is nothing better than a drunk big girl. There is nothing wrong with it. Be proud! Fat chicks need loving too. I promise you that you wear this to the bar and women will talk to you.* Just be careful to remind the group of women that the shirt does not say "I 'Martini' Ugly Chicks."
Please when ordering request a color for the shirt and the size. Each shirt is hand made and we can not promise that Wal-mart will be carrying that color. We recommend the classy white on black. But you will get an email explaining your choices.
This shirt is going to crack and will soon have that "worn" look that is hot these days.
Only $20 will earn you this wonderful shirt. If you are a sexy big girl, give an email, maybe I can cut you a price break or buy you a martini.

 

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*This is a personal promise from Joe Paul. If you do not find a woman to talk to you at the bar, come hang out with me. I will find someone pathetic enough to talk to you, loser.
** Please make sure you are serious when purchasing. We will hunt you down. All sales are final unless approved by the 1920fairfax.com staff. And prices do not include shipping. ***People not in the USA please understand we may not be able to ship to you. ****1920fairfax.com reserves the right to decline purchase for any reason. When you start your own website you can do that too.